Baroomabillobugamatico says:
traffic is down

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we're number 1 on google for "bacon on a bun" though

internet-ready says:
yes

internet-ready says:
the plan is working

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
no one links to us

internet-ready says:
assuming i had one, which i didn't

internet-ready says:
i blogged it - what more could i do

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I guess they don't register your blog

internet-ready says:
what do you mean?

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
google

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
they don't care about links on blogs I suppose

internet-ready says:
jerks

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
would you give me a bacononabun logo already so I can set up a cafe press shop?

internet-ready says:
i did

internet-ready says:
you hated it

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
no you didn't

internet-ready says:
fuck you - hang on

internet-ready says:
low rez you understand - have to make it bigger for cafe press

  
Baroomabillobugamatico says:
that does suck

internet-ready says:
fuck you

internet-ready says:
you make one

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
ok

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internet-ready says:
touche

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
wait... I forgot something

internet-ready says:
you did?

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internet-ready says:
yeah, much better

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I think I did a good job on the bacon part

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I should probably add balls

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
why aren't you out with eve?

internet-ready says:
she's here

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
ah

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
get her to give some input on the logo

internet-ready says:
we went out last night - too crappy outside for her to go home2nite

internet-ready says:
she liked yours

internet-ready says:
i didn't show her the peenie addition

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
why not?  that's the best part

internet-ready says:
i showed her

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
is peenie a word?

internet-ready says:
she said his innocence is gone

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
so are his balls

internet-ready says:
that is true

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we've got to get on top of this

internet-ready says:
you be on top

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we're losing momentum

internet-ready says:
no we're not

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we have to bring this up to internet speed

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
the ball is in your court

internet-ready says:
i'm lobbing it back to you

internet-ready says:
there

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we need the complete picture, we have to step back for a minute and think at a higher level

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we're too close to this, we need an outside opinion

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
let's hire a consultant

internet-ready says:
hire me

internet-ready says:
i know BOAB

internet-ready says:
or this other guy i know

internet-ready says:
Schane Brettfield

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we need investors

internet-ready says:
do we?

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we're swimming with sharks

internet-ready says:
we're jumping them

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we have to do the hard work up front, we need a plan of action

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
let's make a list of action items

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
we need to put a process in place to assure this won't happen again, we have very high exposure on this

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
you need to learn more business lingo

internet-ready says:
why?

internet-ready says:
you know it all

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
it's not about ordering people around, we have to have a meaningful dialogue

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
back and forth, give and take

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
hump and pump

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
do you have the five year plan?

internet-ready says:
why does everyone keep asking me that?

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
because they want to know if you're going to be around in five years?

internet-ready says:
they're pinkos is what they are

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
what the hell is a pinko?

internet-ready says:
look it up

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
isn't that a game on the price is right?

internet-ready says:
plinko, ass

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
what's the difference?

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
someone who's sympathetic to the communist party?

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
how does being on the price is right make you a communist

internet-ready says:
you don't deserve my help

internet-ready says:
or a salary

internet-ready says:
i stand by my assertion
  
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Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I can't believe msn prevents you from having nudge wars?

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
sorry
  
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Baroomabillobugamatico says:
that wasn't a question
  
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internet-ready says:
this is beyond stupid

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
knock knock

internet-ready says:
no

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
no who?

internet-ready says:
i'm not doing this

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
knock knock

internet-ready says:
forget it

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
laurel wants to invent a method for sending smells via email

internet-ready says:
good luck with that

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I have bad news

internet-ready says:
not now

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
laurel is doing the logo

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
you're fired

internet-ready says:
great news

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
you can still keep you position on the board though

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
she asks the right questions

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
like "do you really want a big cock on the stick figure?"

internet-ready says:
right

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
the only problem with laurel is I can't understand anything she's saying because she has an emoticon for every sequence of letters possible

internet-ready says:
i hate that

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
it's like talking to a wall of graffiti

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
laurel has taken over 3 minutes with her logo now

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I've already won by 2 minutes and 15 seconds

internet-ready says:
you're a winner

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internet-ready says:
horrible

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
I told her boab was from ontario and she's threatened to come over here and kill me

internet-ready says:
bacon on a bun is from ont

internet-ready says:
gotta go make some dinner

internet-ready says:
laters

Baroomabillobugamatico says:
ttyl